80's Movie Quotes

“‘Allo ‘Allo!” (The G

December 29th, 2009

Capt. Hans Geering: Rene, that is the jug with the drug.
Rene: After all that has happened, I could use a little aspirin.

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“‘Allo ‘Allo!” (The G

December 29th, 2009

[Rene has covered the geteau for the Kaiser's birthday with sand]
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen: You fool, what do you think you are doing?
Rene: I did this in memory of the day that the Kaiser was buried.

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“‘Allo ‘Allo!” (The G

December 29th, 2009

Capt. Hans Geering: Do you not see? That if you kill him with the
pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need
not light the candle with the handle on the geteau from the
cheteau.
Rene: Simple plots are always the best.

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“‘Allo ‘Allo!” (The G

December 29th, 2009

[Michelle regards the snooker table in the back room of the cafe]
Michelle Dubois: What is the biggest break you’ve had on this table?
Rene: Just now, when my wife swallowed that story about the light
bulb.

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“‘Allo ‘Allo!” (The G

December 29th, 2009

[Colonel von Strohm has complimented Madame Edith]
Rene: The Colonel is drunk early this evening.

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“‘Allo ‘Allo!” (The G

December 29th, 2009

[Von Klinkerhoffen has ordered the Colonel to woo Madame Edith]
Col. Von Strom: How can I put this? I don’t fancy her.
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen: Colonel, how can *I* put it? How do you fancy
the Russian Front?
Capt. Hans Geering: She’s a good cook.
Col. Von Strom: [starting to smile] Oh, yes. I’d forgotten that.

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“‘Allo ‘Allo!” (The G

December 29th, 2009

[Edith has suggested that Rene strap dynamite to himself in order to
blow up the General]
Edith: You will be buried as a great hero of France.
Rene: First you will have to scrape me off the wall.

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“‘Allo ‘Allo!” (The G

December 29th, 2009

Col. Von Strom: [discussing the General] So far, he has only
discovered the tip of the iceberg.
Capt. Hans Geering: You haven’t stolen a whole iceberg, have you?

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“‘Allo ‘Allo!” (The G

December 29th, 2009

[Colonel von Strohm reveals that he has discovered a plot by the
Resistance]
Rene: Perhaps they were just trying to kill General von Klinkerhoffen
Capt. Hans Geering: We’re all trying to kill General von
Klinkerhoffen.

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“‘Allo ‘Allo!” (The G

December 29th, 2009

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